Top 41 Quotes & Sayings by Abigail Van Buren

Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores - it's called partnership.

It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself

A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it's an undo-it-yourself project.

I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana -- if it's prescribed by a physician. I cannot understand why the federal government should interfere with the doctor-patient relationship, nor why it would ignore the will of a majority of voters who have legally approved such legislation.

Kids grow up awfully fast these days,"she said. "You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.

Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.

How should they answer?

You are what you are when nobody is looking.

The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.

Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don't live up to the expectations we have of them.

If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.

It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It's cruel, it's brutal, it's inhumane, and most people don't want it.

Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.

Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.

So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!

For many of us we are always wanting more - we would be happier if we had such and such. Maybe we should pause for a moment and hear what some people in the third world countries would like to make them happier. 1. Having enough to eat so when you go to sleep at night your stomach doesn't ach. 2. Having shoes on your feet and any kind of clothing to keep the cold out. 3. Having a roof over your head. 4. Having the hope that you'll be lucky enough to get some kind of an education. 5. Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.

Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!

The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.

Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.

Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you're supervised or not; finish a job once it's started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.

O, heavenly Father: we thank thee for food and remember the hungry. We thank thee for health and remember the sick. We thank thee for friends and remember the friendless. We thank thee for freedom and remember the enslaved. May these remembrances stir us to service, That thy gifts to us may be used for others. Amen.

Women who miscalculate are called mothers.

In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.

Then, there's the modern mother-in-law. In her mid 40s, she is the compact car of her breed: efficient, trim, attractive and in harmony with her times. She's pretty stiff competition for the plain young matron who's overweight and under-financed. If there is going to be friction in this relationship, it could start from envy and resentment in the younger woman. But Father Time is on her side, even if Mother Nature played her a dirty trick

SO the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, "Loneliness is the ultimate poverty"

Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.

Kissing power is stronger than will power.

It's true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they're alike. They're both wonderful as long as they last.

If you don't value what you have, you're sure to lose it.

You could move.' ---"Dear Abby" responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.

I can't think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.

The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.

There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.