Top 173 Quotes & Sayings by Adam Sandler - Page 2

I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

I'm filthy rich!

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.

The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.

I don't think about that. I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech. That wasn't on my mind. So what I do is the best work I can do.

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.

I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind.

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

I like sitting and writing with my buddies.

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me.

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles.

I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.

Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm slowly letting pieces of myself out there and then maybe by the time I'm 85, I'll look back and say, 'All right, that about sums it up.'

Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.

The toughest part is that when your kid's upset, you're upset. You're rocked until they're not upset. Even when they're not upset, you're like, "I hope that doesn't happen, down the line." You're always nervous because you want your kid to be happy.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

I don't know what the hell I'm doing; I like what I've been doing. I believe in what I've done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I've made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.

I'm sure everyone's got their back story. I don't come from a place of where I was tortured and needed to let something out. I came from a very happy home. I was a little out of control at times. But my family... we all liked to be funny, we all liked to make each other laugh.

I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.

I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

We [ with Andy Samberg] knew each other for the last few years, our names are similar, our looks are a little bit similar, and our backgrounds are similar. The Judaism is quite similar.

My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends would say, 'Adam, you were so wasted last night.'

My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

Put on your yarmulkahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate Hannukah

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

You've just got to give yourself time - that's good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you're good at and what you're not good at.

I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

The difference when you have kids comes up when someone wants to meet you out after 9:30 at night. You consider that giant sacrifice. You're like, "Do I do this? Do I stay out until 10:30 and be angry, all of tomorrow?

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.

I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

I don't like being on a horse. That's the only negative of doing a Western. I like the whole get up, and I look great in a hat. But I get tense around horses. So, if they could make a fake horse, then I'd do a Western.