Top 64 Quotes & Sayings by Alan Perlis

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American scientist Alan Perlis.
Last updated on December 6, 2024.
Alan Perlis

Alan Jay Perlis was an American computer scientist and professor at Purdue University, Carnegie Mellon University and Yale University. He is best known for his pioneering work in programming languages and was the first recipient of the Turing Award.

If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
A picture is worth 10K words - but only those to describe the picture. Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately described with pictures.
Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it. — © Alan Perlis
Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
In English every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.
The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.
It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.
One man's constant is another man's variable.
LISP programmers know the value of everything and the cost of nothing.
I think it is inevitable that people program poorly. Training will not substantially help matters. We have to learn to live with it.
Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them. — © Alan Perlis
Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them.
Every program has two purposes: The one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't.
In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word 'frustration'.
The best book on programming for the layman is 'Alice in Wonderland'; but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.
You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as a soap bubble?
It goes against the grain of modern education to teach students to program. What fun is there to making plans, acquiring discipline, organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self critical.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
To understand a program, you must become both the machine and the program.
There is no such thing as a free variable.
Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't.
Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.
A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.
A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.
Optimization hinders evolution.
In man-machine symbiosis, it is man who must adjust: The machines can't.
We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem.
I think that it's extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing. When it started out, it was an awful lot of fun. Of course, the paying customers got shafted every now and then, and after a while we began to take their complaints seriously. We began to feel as if we really were responsible for the successful, error-free perfect use of these machines. I don't think we are. I think we're responsible for stretching them, setting them off in new directions, and keeping fun in the house. I hope the field of computer science never loses its sense of fun.
A good programming language is a conceptual universe for thinking about programming. — © Alan Perlis
A good programming language is a conceptual universe for thinking about programming.
In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.
When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.
Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical?
Any noun can be verbed.
Motto for a research laboratory: what we work on today, others will first think of tomorrow.
The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland, but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.
In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word "frustration". — © Alan Perlis
In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word "frustration".
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
It is better to have 100 functions operate on one data structure than to have 10 functions operate on 10 data structures.
Every reader should ask himself periodically “Toward what end, toward what end?”—but do not ask it too often lest you pass up the fun of programming for the constipation of bittersweet philosophy.
C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
You think you KNOW when you learn, are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.
Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.
Programmers are not to be measured by their ingenuity and their logic but by the completeness of their case analysis.
In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn.
In English every word can be verbed.
When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students.
FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed - it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.
Optimization hinders evolution. Everything should be built top-down, except the first time. Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
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