Top 76 Quotes & Sayings by Alex Horne - Page 2

Explore popular quotes and sayings by a British comedian Alex Horne.
Last updated on December 22, 2024.
I really enjoyed Paul Sinha. He's from 'The Chase.' As you imagine, he's intelligent. But that doesn't mean he's got any common sense at all.
Sharks - I'm sure they're going to get me one day.
I'm very bad when it comes to finances. — © Alex Horne
I'm very bad when it comes to finances.
I'm a big 'Countdown' fan.
I do like the word 'juggernaut.'
I live in a small village on the Norfolk coast, far from the Edinburgh festival.
Peter Crouch has been my hero for fifteen years, Maya Jama is a superstar and I am a mild-mannered bandleader with a motley troupe of absurdly talented musicians at my disposal - if those aren't the ingredients for a delicious post-football entertainment dish then we're all doomed.
I am almost incredible at table football. It's nothing to be proud of.
The first year I was in Edinburgh in 1999 I got six parking tickets.
I was inspired by 'Bootylicious' being able to scale the dictionary walls thanks to just one individual, Beyonce. But Beyonce has the world's ears, so what I had to do was to work my word - which is 'honk', as slang for money, really really hard.
I'm a quarter Scottish but that's not enough to warrant wearing a kilt at any point in my life.
Australians are particularly competitive.
I'm getting into single malt whisky.
Of course you can't go wrong with Daniel Kitson.
I've got two brothers and there was a male dog and two male cats and every family we knew had three boys. Great for us, slightly less great for my mum.
I had piano lessons for six months and got nowhere. — © Alex Horne
I had piano lessons for six months and got nowhere.
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