Top 165 Quotes & Sayings by Alice Cooper - Page 3

I read Dad's books like I did before, now things are crystal clear. Lock the door in the bathroom, now I just can't get caught in here.

If you were to say to me that you needed a romantic and sentimental song in four hours, I would have that song written in four hours.

I can't go to school, cause I don't have a gun. I ain't got a gun, cause I ain't got a job. I ain't got a job, cause I can't go to school.

I got a muscle of love.

I'm your top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice, I wanna be elected.

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (And pins) I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (Deep in) I want to kiss you but your lips are venomous poison

How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal?

Pull my trigger, I get bigger, then I'm lots of fun. I'm your gun, I'm your gun, gun, gun.

Johnny [Depp] got this rock 'n' roll old soul to him. If I say a song, he goes, 'Oh yeah. I know that song.' A song he shouldn't know, a song that's not his generation at all. So he might as well have been there.

To me, if you are in the same building with Peter Sellers or John Cleese, or any of those guys and holding your own making other people laugh, that's a compliment.

Baby, shut up and let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup.

I ain't got a job cause I ain't got a car, so I'm looking for a girl with a job and a car.

You know it's always funny - the more legend awards you get, the closer you get to the grave, I guess, i am going full strength right now so it's great to get these while you're alive, I'd hate to get them after you're dead.

We cheated on our math tests, we carved some dirty words on the desk.

The boy's got problems, the boy's got stress, the boy's got a .38 hidden in his desk.

I think he was trying to produce more of a... sort of a cheaper image.

It's so funny that people think I actually ran for President. I am maybe the most un-political person you're ever going to meet. When I put "Elected" out, it was definitely a satire... "Alice Cooper for President"... when everybody realized I was running against Nixon, you known, even on a joke level, I think I got a lot of write-in votes.

Some maniac butcher is trying to hack away your balls.

I just want your body, Sheeba, I don't want your brains.

That was very close to getting killed. Usually at pop festivals we have people jumping on stage.

My ultimate goal will be my being told in a Penthouse letter that I can frame.

I'll take you to the deepest, darkest, hottest lover's lane for a little spark in the dark.

Dead Babies can take care of themselves, dead Babies can´t take things off the shelf.

Take a look at my face, I am the future.

If you blink your eyes or go get a Coke, you've missed 10 things.

She's cool in bed, as she ought to be, cuz Ethyl's dead.

When you touch me there, honey, makes my blood perspire, you got my body flaming like a California fire. Pulsing, pounding, pushing no longer in control, heatwave in my brain, smolder in my soul.

Hard rock will always be hard rock, but you don't really know what is rock - and what isn't - anymore. I don't consider a lot of the pop things I hear on the radio to be rock 'n' roll. It's just kind of fragmented.

I'm eighteen and I like it.

If zipper catches skin, I'll know I had it out when I should a kept it in.

You were out on tour, 75 cities in 80 days, and then making records on top of it. And they started calling us the Hollywood Vampires 'cause anybody only saw us at night.

Stick a needle in your arm, you bite the dust, you buy the farm.

Militant mothers hiding in the basement using pots and pans as their shields and their helmets.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid.

Golf is the crack of sports. If you hit five good shots, you know you can hit six good shots. The next time you hit six good shots, you know you can hit seven.

Give me lace and whiskey, Mama's own remedy.

Chained in a cell, got my own private hell. Preacher crucifies me, warden wants to fry me.

All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things.

Reverend Smith, he recognized me and punched me in the nose.

I wanna be in the headlines, anything to be in the headlines.

He thinks about his teacher in his literary class, he's staring at her legs.

I can't get my wrists to bleed, just don't know why suicide appeals to me.

Please clean your plate dear, the Lord above can see ya. Don't you know people are starving in Korea.

She wears high tech Devo suit, she changed her name to Xerox, she hides quaaludes in her boots.

Every rock'n'roll band I know, guys with long hair and tattoos, plays golf now.