Top 38 Quotes & Sayings by Andy Dick

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Last updated on December 21, 2024.
Andy Dick

Andrew Roane Dick is an American comedian, actor, musician, and television and film producer. Known professionally as a comic, his first regular television role was on the short-lived but influential Ben Stiller Show. In the mid-1990s, he had a long-running stint on NBC's NewsRadio and was a supporting character on Less than Perfect. He briefly had his own program, The Andy Dick Show, on MTV. He is noted for his outlandish behavior on a number of Comedy Central Roasts and other appearances. He is also known for his eccentric behavior, struggles with drug addiction, and numerous sexual misconduct allegations and arrests.

I love being recognized. I love talking with - can I say 'fans'?
I wish over the years I had kept my private life private and my professional life a little more professional.
I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.
I was a bad boy as a child.
I know it's corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.
I grew up Presbyterian, just a basic Protestant upbringing. There were years in my life when I would go to church every Sunday and to Sunday school. Then I just phased out of it.
I've always been with God, even in my darkest hour. That is why I say I am alive. I mean, I should have died a number of times.
There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed. — © Andy Dick
There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.
I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.
People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.
I really have to edit myself - I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I'm just a little unaware of what's deemed appropriate.
When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.
I have a very dark sense of humor.
Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.
I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.
My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.
Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!
You cannot be this successful without having God on your side. — © Andy Dick
You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.
I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry.
I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.
I believed in God my whole life.
I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently. — © Andy Dick
I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.
Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.
I say, 'I'm bi, my love knows no gender,' and the straight community says, 'Oh right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay!' And the gay community says, 'Yeah right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay.' They both want to push me gay.
I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.
I had no blood relatives till I made some.
In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be funny - we've all tripped and fallen on our faces.
The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.
There are all kinds of addictions, and I've got every single one. If you set me in front of anything, I will do it until I ram it into the ground and it's done working for me.
I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.
I know what you wanted to say, Do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the retard that you are? You can say it, lady.
I know its corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through. — © Andy Dick
I know its corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.
He very nearly stole a scene in my movie, and I didn't call him on it because I was just like, Hey, I saw some stuff on SuperDeluxe and how many different films do you have on there? And he goes, This one, this one, Comedy by Numbers and this one and one called 'Bob Pitches a Movie.' And I'm like, Oh! And then I was thinking he would say, which is very similar to the one to the one I did in your movie, but he never did. I just let it go. I don't care.
It's kind of hard to believe that people love me.
I went to network on a handful of pilots, and going to network is the most stressful situation anybody can ever be in. You're supposed to be on point, you're supposed to be at the top of your game, the funniest you can be, in about five minutes, in front of people wearing suits who really don't care, and they've probably already picked their person, but they have to see a handful just to satisfy the process. It's the most horrible, horrible process known to man. I wouldn't want anybody to go through it.
It's pretty hard to offend me. I actually think people are a little too easily offended.
I don't like the word power, because I don't really care about power. No, that's not what it is. I like that I make people feel good. I like that I take them out of their mundane, boring slumber. And I wake them up, and they have fun.
Yes, I direct commercials as well. I get these really weird offers and then I have to bid on them and win the job. One offer that I have now, and I've already done this last year for the same company, is for Cash Value Cheese, this cheese out in the midwest. I did two spots for them last year and I'm going to probably do three this year. I also did some for the Utah Transit Authority, which was weird and interesting and they turned out really funny - they actually won an award.
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