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Top 65 Quotes & Sayings by Ari Shaffir - Page 2

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Ari Shaffir.

Last updated on November 9, 2024.

I definitely recommend keeping frozen corn dogs in your freezer.

Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir

I love gummy bears, pretzels of all kinds, popcorn, Doritos - those are all healthy snacks.

Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir

I've fallen asleep at red lights before. Not like passed out, but like I've put the parking break on and reclined my seat and taken a nap. — © Ari Shaffir

I've fallen asleep at red lights before. Not like passed out, but like I've put the parking break on and reclined my seat and taken a nap.

Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir

No astronauts look like George Clooney.

Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir

I'll just walk around New York and watch people on the streets.

Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir

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