Top 6 Quotes & Sayings by Art Hoppe

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American journalist Art Hoppe.
Last updated on November 19, 2024.
Art Hoppe

Arthur Watterson Hoppe was a popular columnist for the San Francisco Chronicle for more than 40 years. He was known for satirical and allegorical columns that skewered the self-important. Many columns featured whimsical characters such as expert-in-all-things Homer T. Pettibone and a presidential candidate named Nobody. Occasionally, Hoppe reined in his humor for poignant columns on serious topics, such as "To Root Against Your Country," a noted 1971 column against the Vietnam War.

Who knows? Maybe my life belongs to God. Maybe it belongs to me. But I do know one thing: I'm damned if it belongs to the government.
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time. — © Art Hoppe
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.
The proper method of playing mixed doubles is to swipe the ball accidentally and straight at the woman opponent as hard and as accurately as possible. Male players must not only retain equanimity on their side of the net, but create dissension on the other.
We ought to change the legend on our money from "In God We Trust" to "In Money We Trust." Because, as a nation, we've got far more faith in money these days than we do in God.
Old men declare war because they have failed to solve complex political and economic problems.
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