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Last updated on April 18, 2025.
I can face anything, except the future, and certain parts of the past and present.
I could live a better life if I had a better mind and a better body
Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.
One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.
Not even a great leader can get very far without great people to lead.
If you value your safety, avoid holy places founded in the name of peace and brotherhood.
Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else?
A good friend is worth pursuing... but why would a good friend be running away?
Some people can find all the peace of mind they need in a good, satisfying conflict.
Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.
If I didn't have most of my friends, I wouldn't have most of my problems.
I like who I am, and am puzzled to find that not everybody shares this opinion.
Better start rushing before the rush begins!
The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.
It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.
I march to a different drummer, whose location, identity, and musical training haven't yet been established.
My problems aren't big but it doesn't necessarily take a big problem to kill me.
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story
I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
My main object in life is to see what will happen next.
We owe it to our past futile sacrifices to continue making further futile sacrifices.
I have seen the future! Go back!
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody's way.
It costs money to stay healthy, but it's even more expensive to get sick.
Don't let yourself suffer needlessly, find a need to suffer.
Isn't it a coincidence that you and I are both alive at the same time?
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
There are some things children cannot know, because once they learn them they are no longer children.
My object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.
If I can survive death, I can probably survive anything.
I hope I never become so used to the world that it no longer seems wonderful.
My life shows a clear pattern of total unpredictability.
My time is far too valuable for me to spend any of it trying to improve myself.
No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.
Don't wait for a disaster to get to know your neighbors.
Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.
The future seems to be in good hands, it's the past I'm worried about.
Why am I so often at the mercy of those who don't deserve to control my life?
I can no longer face life, so I've decided to go through the rest of it backwards.
One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.
Where would I be without my sense of direction.
Is there life in other families?
Forgive me for allowing myself to be hurt by you so easily.
To always hit the target, throw a dart, then call whatever you hit the target.
The really great people are the ones who know how to make the little people feel great.
The true artists is one who insists on producing a supply, whether or not there's any demand.
MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.
Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.
I try to take life as it comes, and just hope it keeps coming.
Nothing really matters except a few things that really don't matter very much.
I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.
With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.
As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.
Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.
History records no more gallant struggle than that of humanity against the truth.
What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry?
I could do without many things with no hardship-you are not one of them.
Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.
I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.