Top 5 Quotes & Sayings by Barry Cryer

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an English writer Barry Cryer.
Last updated on December 18, 2024.
Barry Cryer

Barry Charles Cryer was an English writer, comedian, and actor. As well as performing on stage, radio and television, Cryer wrote for many performers including Dave Allen, Stanley Baxter, Jack Benny, Rory Bremner, George Burns, Jasper Carrott, Tommy Cooper, Ronnie Corbett, Les Dawson, Dick Emery, Kenny Everett, Bruce Forsyth, David Frost, Bob Hope, Frankie Howerd, Richard Pryor, Spike Milligan, Mike Yarwood, The Two Ronnies and Morecambe and Wise.

I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?
Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck
They say that adultery is the main thing that can damage a marriage, but it's not. It's boredom. — © Barry Cryer
They say that adultery is the main thing that can damage a marriage, but it's not. It's boredom.
Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.
Why does it take two days for a polaroid of John Major to appear?
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