Top 9 Quotes & Sayings by Beano Cook

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American actor Beano Cook.

Last updated on September 19, 2024.

Carroll Hoff "Beano" Cook was an American television personality who worked for ESPN. He was a college football historian and commentator. He received his B.A. from the University of Pittsburgh in 1954.

American - Actor | September 1, 1931 - October 10, 2012

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Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.

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Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.

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The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'.

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My first on the bucket list will be a night game at LSU. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there. Of all the things in college sports, that would be No. 1.

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Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.

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I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.

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You’ll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after that, I’m dead, so who cares?

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You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five.

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Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.

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