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Top 9 Quotes & Sayings by Bernard Manning

Explore popular quotes and sayings by a British comedian Bernard Manning.

Last updated on September 18, 2024.

Bernard Manning

Bernard John Manning was an English comedian and nightclub owner.

British - Comedian | Born: August 13, 1931

Source: Wikipedia

I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.

Bernard Manning

Bernard Manning

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

Bernard Manning

Bernard Manning

I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time. — © Bernard Manning

I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.

Bernard Manning

Bernard Manning

We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk.

Bernard Manning

Bernard Manning

If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober.

Bernard Manning

Bernard Manning

You are what you eat.....I've eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn't believe

Bernard Manning

Bernard Manning

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore.

Bernard Manning

Bernard Manning

I've got cheekier with age. You can get away with murder when you're 71 years old. People just think I'm a silly old fool.

Bernard Manning

Bernard Manning

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image.

Bernard Manning

Bernard Manning

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