Top 3 Quotes & Sayings by Bill Dana

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Bill Dana.
Last updated on December 22, 2024.
Bill Dana

William Szathmary, known as Bill Dana, was an American comedian, actor, and screenwriter. He often appeared on television shows such as The Ed Sullivan Show, frequently in the guise of a heavily accented Bolivian character named José Jiménez. Dana often portrayed the Jiménez character as an astronaut.

He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. — © Bill Dana
He is so old that his blood type was discontinued.
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
We just want to be remembered before something is set in stone.
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