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Top 4 Quotes & Sayings by Bill Kelly

Explore popular quotes and sayings by a writer Bill Kelly.

Last updated on April 14, 2025.

Bill Kelly

Bill Kelly
Writer

Good manners are just a way of showing other people that we have respect for them. — © Bill Kelly

Good manners are just a way of showing other people that we have respect for them.

Bill Kelly

Bill Kelly

For years I thought my father was a hunchback. Turns out he didn't know suspenders were adjustable.

Bill Kelly

Bill Kelly

My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet.

Bill Kelly

Bill Kelly

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

Bill Kelly

Bill Kelly

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