Top 66 Quotes & Sayings by Bobby Heenan

Thank you for 40 years in this industry, because I loved it.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.

I insulted people. I had to - they deserved it. They didn't have any talent. They stunk. They were horrible! But it made it for a fun show.

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's cold, or you didn't get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.

I think women's wrestling has had a hard time because of GLOW. When GLOW came out, it looked like somebody was ripping off the male industry. Everybody made fun of it. WOW is a great product. It's produced right. It's got a little story line, and it's got good-looking girls who can work and can talk.

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

I was 10 years old, and I went to the Marigold Arena in Chicago, and I was hooked, just like that.

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

A friend in need is a pest.

I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn't want to go back on the air or manage again, but I would like to be a spokesperson and do stuff like that.

There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.

They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat

Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.

This guy makes coffee nervous.

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.

This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.

He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job

It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.