Top 71 Quotes & Sayings by Brandi Glanville

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American celebrity Brandi Glanville.
Last updated on September 18, 2024.
Brandi Glanville

Brandi Lynn Glanville is an American television personality, author, fashion designer, and former model. She is best known for appearing on the reality television series The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2011–2016) and season two of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (2021). She also hosts a podcast called Brandi Glanville Unfiltered and has appeared on television shows Celebrity Apprentice, both the British and American version of Celebrity Big Brother, Famously Single, and My Kitchen Rules. Glanville has released two books, Drinking and Tweeting: And Other Brandi Blunders (2013) and Drinking and Dating (2014), which became New York Times Best Sellers.

In Beverly Hills, the faster you climb, the harder you fall.
I am a Scorpio so I am a little bit crazy.
I love makeup; I love fashion. — © Brandi Glanville
I love makeup; I love fashion.
I don't want to be on TV forever.
Yeah, tons... fillers and botox and I've definitely made some mistakes but it's hard to watch yourself get older on television.
It's not fun to watch someone that you used to love kind of go down.
I published my first book, 'Drinking & Tweeting,' when I first started 'Housewives' and was being portrayed as a fun girl who spoke the truth.
Unfortunately, I've been burned a lot. So I have my guard up.
You know, I've done so much of my life in front of cameras... I wanted to show a different side of me. And I put it all out there anyway, so why not put my love life out there?
Eddie and I have decided to take some time apart. I want to do what is best for our children.
I have been so cooperative with Eddie and LeAnn for the sake of my children. I even went and signed and notarized a document saying they could take my kids out of the country to Mexico on vacation. I wouldn't want to deprive them of such a great opportunity.
I maybe trust too much.
I'm a little bit tough because I can't afford to get my heart broken. — © Brandi Glanville
I'm a little bit tough because I can't afford to get my heart broken.
Everything I do is for my children.
I think the most important thing that you can do when you're newly separated, or just out of a relationship, is put your foot back in the water. Don't be afriad. Get out there. Life is too short!
But I don't hold grudges.
I'd rather grow alone with my girlfriends than with someone I'm not in love with.
I want to look feminine, powerful, sexy and bold.
I think anyone can do a book if they want to, it's just timing- wise.
Unfortunately, my age on Tinder says 28, and we all know I'm not that, but I don't know how to change it! So, every time I match with someone, I have to say, 'You know I'm 46, right?'
Growing up, we never really had money. If I wanted to get something, I had to go out and get a job.
I want people to not be embarrassed going through breakups and divorces, to know what to do before they get involved in a relationship.
I need to be able to save some money, so I can buy a house.
My friends all know this: I'm an open book.
Yes, I am very outspoken on Twitter.
I am a reality all-star. This is what I do. I'm not an actor or an athlete.
I'm eating better and I'm drinking less. I'm not freaking out about social media and I'm exercising more. I'm just happy.
There are three words you'll never hear a housewife say: How. Are. You. Because they don't care.
But I try to say things that are the truth, and I don't hold back, and sometimes it does get me into trouble.
Unfortunately we were living beyond our means. I didn't do the bills, I didn't have any idea what our financial situation was. We had the cars, the boat, the motorcycles and the houses. I didn't even know. And then when we got a divorce there wasn't a lot of money to split up and what there was, was spent on the divorce. It was really difficult.
I've definitely over-filled and I've definitely had some bad Botox where your eyes drop but, y'know, there's no shame in my game.
All I care about are my children and that they are brought up properly and that they don't try to play their dad and mom against each other because they know we don't get along.
I wanted to create clothing that I would wear - that I truly want to wear - but which would also fit my active lifestyle.
I think my passion is skincare because I've had so many different skin problems that I'm just fascinated by it. I find myself always reading about it.
Housewives' was a very... I had so much anxiety on that show. It was so much drama all the time.
Just being a model and having been shipped off to Paris at 17, I wish my mom could have been at some of those photo shoots because there are some creepy people out there.
Sometimes it feels like just yesterday that my ex and my baby boys were snuggling on the couch with me in our gorgeous Calabasas home. Other times, it feels like it was all a crazy dream.
I have already spent Christmas Eve and Christmas morning alone, missing my children, and crying because I have no family nearby. — © Brandi Glanville
I have already spent Christmas Eve and Christmas morning alone, missing my children, and crying because I have no family nearby.
I'm really hygienic.
I've met some great men, I've met a lot of not-so-great ones.
Truth is, I'm stronger on my own.
I'm happy to take care of my family.
It's incredibly hypocritical of Eddie to object to filming around my children, especially given how public he lives his life.
I'm not a lesbian and I'm not straight.
I'm always in trouble.
The truth of the matter is, when you're on 'Howard Stern,' you feel like you're in his living room talking to him, you don't feel like you're having an interview.
Sometimes on-camera friends don't translate into your real life, but not for me.
I'm always on the move, but I don't want my hectic schedule to be reflected in how I look. — © Brandi Glanville
I'm always on the move, but I don't want my hectic schedule to be reflected in how I look.
All my black friends can't swim. Is that bad?
I'm a jokester.
When I think of the name 'Joyce' I think of a grandma or an old chubby Mrs. Claus.
I'm always attracted to the hottest boy in the room and that never works out.
I'm obsessed with skincare, so I'm trying to get my esthetician's license.
I thought I was dead inside.
Lisa Vanderpump is a manipulative person and when I was on the show I did a lot of her dirty work for her.
It's not a hard job to be yourself.
I know what having kids is like, and my kids are lovely, conscientious, and amazing.
As with any mother, all I wish is for my boys to have the peaceful family life they deserve.
I love beautiful people.
If you're rude to waiters or waitstaff, I cannot handle that. I really think that shows your true personality.
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