Top 3 Quotes & Sayings by Brendon Small

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Brendon Small.
Last updated on December 22, 2024.
Brendon Small

Brendon Small is an American actor, stand-up comedian, animator, writer, director, producer, and musician known for co-creating the animated series Home Movies and Metalocalypse. He also writes the music, and is the main performer for, the virtual melodic death metal band Dethklok, which began as the subject of Metalocalypse but has taken on a life of its own, with four albums and an occasional live touring band, headed by Small. Small has also released two albums under his own name, in a similar musical style to Dethklok.

Marriage is only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery. — © Brendon Small
Marriage is only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery.
I'd rather die than go to heaven.
I think Berklee College of Music had the highest dropout rate of any college - or pretend college - in the United States. Because I think most people think they're going to be in Green Day or whatever, and you actually have to learn about music you don't care for, too. I mean, I cared for a great deal of music; it's just that I didn't want to submerge myself into the well of fusion jazz.
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