Top 25 Quotes & Sayings by Brian Celio

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American writer Brian Celio.

Last updated on April 16, 2025.

Brian Celio
American - Writer
Born: July 16, 1981

Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.

Brian Celio

Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.

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Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.

Brian Celio

You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.

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I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.

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I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.

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Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat.

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I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.

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What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?

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The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.

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Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.

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A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.

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Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.

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I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.

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Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.

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Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.

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I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

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True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.