Top 23 Quotes & Sayings by Bryan Callen

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American actor Bryan Callen.

Last updated on November 21, 2024.

Bryan Callen is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and podcaster. He studied acting at the Beverly Hills Playhouse. Callen initiated his career as one of the original cast members on the sketch comedy series MADtv. Callen played Coach Mellor in The Goldbergs and reprised the role as a main character in the Goldbergs spinoff series Schooled. He is co-host of the podcast The Fighter and the Kid, alongside Brendan Schaub.

American - Actor | Born: January 26, 1967

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Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.

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If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer.

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Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.

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As an actor, you're never busy enough.

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There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.

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My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over.

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Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice.

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I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better.

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One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity.

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I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do.

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Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying.

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Being in quite a few movies... there's always things that are changing about a film.

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If you actually get down to the nitty-gritty of the average Pakistani, the average Indian, the average whoever, what you really do know emotionally is that they're exactly the same.

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Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

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My parents were really nice to me.

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I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!

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You go into an audition, you're either the one or you're not, and if you're not, you go home. And I kind of like that. If you're really good, and you're the best guy in the room that day, you get the job.

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It's always a shock to me when I get recognized.

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My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.

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Women find men attractive who are aggressive... but later on, they get worried that that aggression, that alpha energy, is going to be turned back against them and their children.

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