Top 73 Quotes & Sayings by Bryan Lee O'Malley - Page 2

Let's be friends based on mutual hate.

You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!

I'm too young to have experienced firsthand the '70s rock, but when I was in high school, me and my friends were super into Neil Young. That was the grunge era, and he was considered cool again

Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.

Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.

Kim: Hey... There's a guy over there with a samurai sword. Scott: Really? Like a katana or a wakizashi or both?

My readership seems to be the sensitive people, for the most part. Then there are the occasional fans who are like, "Ah, video games!"

I used to be really influenced by Brian Bendis, back in his indie days. But I guess I try to tone that down.

I'm sometimes sort of in touch with the readership, and they seem to have perceptive questions, for the most part.

Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies.

When you do your first book, you're just like, "This is my work." And it's just this whole other world that you throw yourself into.

Kim: "What, a coffee? Hollie, I have some bad news. I hate you, okay?" Hollie: "You hate everyone, Kim." Kim: "You're one of everyone.

I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!