Top 29 Quotes & Sayings by Caroline Rhea

Explore popular quotes and sayings by a Canadian comedian Caroline Rhea.

Last updated on November 21, 2024.

Caroline Gilchrist Rhea is a Canadian actress and stand-up comedian, who is best known for her role as Hilda Spellman on the ABC show Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

Canadian - Comedian | Born: April 13, 1964

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Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

Caroline Rhea

I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.

Caroline Rhea

My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.

Caroline Rhea

Hello? Three words: Benicio Del Toro, which, incidentally, is Spanish for 'he wants me.' It is just ridiculous how hot he is. I feel the same way about Benicio as I did when I was a kid lusting after David Cassidy.

Caroline Rhea

It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.

Caroline Rhea

I'm so into momminess.

Caroline Rhea

You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.

Caroline Rhea

I'm very impressed by St. Patrick's. Another deity to me is definitely Saks Fifth Avenue. Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

Caroline Rhea

I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

Caroline Rhea

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

Caroline Rhea

I always wanted to film 'Biggest Loser' in Hawaii. We could call it, 'Come on I wanna weigh you.'

Caroline Rhea

I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.

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I guess I feel like somebody flipped a switch, and the whole world is in Technicolor now.

Caroline Rhea

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.

Caroline Rhea

Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.

Caroline Rhea

I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things.

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I'll be a host for life!

Caroline Rhea

I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.

Caroline Rhea

Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't do it.'

Caroline Rhea

I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.

Caroline Rhea

I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.

Caroline Rhea

When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.

Caroline Rhea

I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing.

Caroline Rhea

My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'Daddy, what is it?' 'What's what, honey?' 'The most important thing in life to remember.' 'Oh, what's that?'

Caroline Rhea

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

Caroline Rhea

You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male.

Caroline Rhea

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

Caroline Rhea

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Caroline Rhea

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

Caroline Rhea