Top 15 Quotes & Sayings by Carrie Snow

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Carrie Snow.
Last updated on November 9, 2024.
Carrie Snow

Carrie Snow is an American stand-up comedian, writer, author, and host from Merced, California. She is best known for writing for the television series Roseanne, and acting on the show. Snow was also featured in the documentaries The Aristocrats and Wisecracks.

Advertising degrades the people it appeals to; it deprives them of their will to choose.
Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
I believe the world is increasingly in danger of becoming split into groups which cannot communicate with each other, which no longer think of each other as members of the same species.
Technology... is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other.
It is only by the rational use of technology; to control and guide what technology is doing; that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirable than our own: or in fact of a social life which is not appalling to imagine.
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. — © Carrie Snow
No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.
Civilization is hideously fragile and there's not much between us and the horrors underneath, just about a coat of varnish.
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night. — © Carrie Snow
I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.
No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.
I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.
Remember that the successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.
If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.
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