Top 9 Quotes & Sayings by Cathy Ladman

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Cathy Ladman.

Last updated on November 19, 2024.

Cathy Ladman is an American stand-up comedian, television writer, and actress. She was featured in her own installment of HBO's One Night Stand comedy series, was a guest on The Tonight Show on nine occasions (1989-1992), and a guest on The Late Late Show on six occasions (2007-2015). She has had numerous supporting roles in films like Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991), My Fellow Americans (1996), and White Oleander (2002), and two Mike Nichols films: What Planet Are You From? (2000) and Charlie Wilson's War (2007), as well as TV shows like Roseanne, Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist, Caroline in the City, Everybody Loves Raymond and Pretty Little Liars. She was one of the writers of The King of Queens episode "Ice Cubed". She won an American Comedy Award for Best Female Stand-Up Comic in 1992.

American - Comedian | Born: October 15, 1955

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Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.

Cathy Ladman

My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.

Cathy Ladman

I don't have any kids. Well, at least none I know about.

Cathy Ladman

Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.

Cathy Ladman

Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.

Cathy Ladman

Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.

Cathy Ladman

I think racism is a terrible thing. I think we should all learn to hate each other on a individual basis.

Cathy Ladman

All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.

Cathy Ladman

I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

Cathy Ladman