Top 258 Quotes & Sayings by Charles Barkley - Page 5

If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing.

I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five.

Anytime a fan touches you, you have the right to beat the hell out of him

Only poor people go to jail.

If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.

I didnt wear the pink panties because I didnt want America going crazy with excitement.

What I told [my teammates] after the game was I'm just fortunate [for] my 16 years because, this [injury] can happen every single night you go out and play... It can be over in one instant, so you should appreciate everyday.

I'm not a role model.

Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!.

If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.

If you are an ugly woman, you have no chance of getting a TV job.

Everybody in the world has an ego. The only difference between us is we have a reason to have an ego.

It bothers me when I hear these reporters and jocks get on TV and say: 'Oh, no guy can come out in a team sport. These guys would go crazy.' First of all, quit telling me what I think. I'd rather have a gay guy who can play than a straight guy who can't play.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

They always try to make it like jocks discriminate against gay people. I've been a big proponent of gay marriage for a long time, because as a black person, I can't be in for any form of discrimination at all.

It's kinda great to see the Celtics doin well again cuz that was so much fun in my day to go to the Boston Garden and they spit at you and throw things at you and talk about your mom. It sounds like dinner at Kenny Smith's house.

Every team in the Western Conference has flaws.

Those Grizzlies are more like pandas.