Top 278 Quotes & Sayings by Charles M. Schulz

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

No problem is too big to run away from.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.

Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

Never, ever, ever give up.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

It just seems that if you hang on for a while longer, there is always something bright around the corner, or the dark clouds will go away and there will be sunshine again.

The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another.

If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance.

Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.

Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.

Maybe I can put it another way... Life, Charlie Brown, is like a deck chair." "Like a what?" "Have you ever been on a cruise ship? Passengers open up these canvas deck chairs so they can sit in the sun... Some people place their chairs facing the rear of the ship so they can see where they've been... Other people face their chairs forward... They want to see where they're going! On the cruise ship of life, Charlie Brown, which way is your deck chair facing?" "I've never been able to get one unfolded.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with.

Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.

I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.

Don't be a leaf... Be a tree!

There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!

Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

There is no heavier burden than an unfulfilled potential.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!