Top 167 Quotes & Sayings by Charlie Sheen - Page 2

I am grandiose because I live a grandiose life; what’s wrong with that?

I blinked and I cured my brain.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not special.

I usually have a song in my head. I'm thinking music, I'm thinking lyrics. Music helps me get to those moments. The moments between the moments.

Im a peaceful man with bad intentions.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

I’m done with the winning cause I’ve already won.

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.

Let's hook up and just bring fiery death.

I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.

I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.

I dare anyone to debate me on things.

I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring, normal lives. And I gave that to them. I may forget about them tomorrow, but they'll live with that memory for the rest of their lives. And that's a gift, man.

Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image.

Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.

I was actually disappointed because I thought the mistakes I made is that people misinterpret my passion for anger.

Get your egos off the battlefield.

I got tiger blood man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

A lot of people will say, "Oh, I got into acting because I wanted to explore my craft." They're a bunch of liars, unless they're Sean Penn, DeNiro or my dad. For the rest of us it was all about chicks and money.

The problem with prostitutes is, what if you actually like somebody you meet in that situation? Where do you go from there? What do you do?

Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.

There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV's bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn't as high as Rob Ford.

Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing

I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.

The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive.

I have Tiger Blood running through my vains.

Every plan I have is the best plan in the room.

It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people.

I don't sleep. I wait. I sleep in cars and on couches. I sleep when I can, but when I can't sleep, I just don't, so I figure there's a higher calling keeping me on point that night.

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.

You can't criticize Bob Dylan's singing. You have to respect Billy Joel as a brilliant poet. You can't tell me there's a better rock band ever than Led Zeppelin. And if you speak during the Eagles' "Last Resort," we're done. I'm just asking for seven minutes. This stuff really matters, you know.

Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit

The nights I don't sleep it's because there's a higher calling telling me to stand guard.

I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.

Dying is for fools. I'm proud of what I created. I exposed people to magic. I exposed people to things they would never see in their normal lives.

If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.

I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous.

I refuse to grow up. I won't become the adult guy.

It ain't a party til something gets broken.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

Can't is the cancer of happening.

I think the power of the mind is amazing, and we've barely scratched the surface of what it can do.

I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.

People ask all the time, "What are you thinking?" It's my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace is my mind. It's an invasion.

I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It's rooted in fiction and junk science.

People can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

Defeat is not an option. Period. The End.

Let's talk about something exciting. Me.

You make a choice to win and you win...

The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.

You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.

The truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy!

It's definitely safer to be single, especially with this cottage industry that's devoted to extorting celebrities.

I never insert myself into situations where I am completely blind or don't have a single clue about what's being discussed. I don't to be an impostor and just helping for the sake of helping. If I am going to help somebody, I want it to be valuable. And if they don't follow my advice, then they are a frigging idiot. I'm joking.