Top 167 Quotes & Sayings by Charlie Sheen - Page 3

I know that sounds arrogant, but you can't not be special and have a 30-year career.

Rock bottom; that's a fishing term.

I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.

We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?

You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.

You can't cure your own cancer, obviously, especially if it's late stage.

By the way, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground and all you people care about is my bullshit... Pathetic. Shame, shame shame

If someone follows you, go to a different room. If they keep following you, get in your car. If they follow you in your car, drive to a police station. There are ways to not engage.

Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.

Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments.

You never have to look over your shoulder when you tell the truth. You never have to remember the details, because they are what they are. And you don't have to make sure your story matches everyone else's.

I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.

Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb.

Once you start altering your body's blueprint, things start falling apart. Some players take steroids, and two years later, after they've broken records, suddenly they have back problems, shoulder problems, arm problems. They're out of the game for good.

I got tiger blood, man. My brain fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.

I was bangin’ 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll

You can have rules at home that are different from the rest of the world's as long as you're not hurting anyone.

I'll hear a song I love and suddenly I'm isolated from everything around me just for a nanosecond. That's a moment between a moment.

It's not about the big deal you struck that day, it's not about the new car, it's not about the obvious stuff. It's about that little introspective moment you had in the middle of all that. Those are moments between the moments, and that's where life is.

I believe in detox. I think detox is smart. You've got a guy who's in an opiate cycle or a dope cycle or something, and he can't get out of it. You shut him down long enough so at least his body can start working for itself again.

I’m not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.

Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on.

There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.

I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

Guys want to be respected and acknowledged. They want to feel what they contributed matters.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.

If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work through your resentments.' Yeah, no. I'm gonna hang on to them, and they're gonna fuel my attack. And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude. Winning.

I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.

I'm not in any way religious. I don't go to church, but I consider myself spiritual.

I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

A lot of people think Major League’s called Wild Thing. As they should.

It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.

Shooting a movie can be so tedious. You're trying to get 20 different angles on the same swing. You never get into a rhythm. But I took it very seriously.

Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your freakin arms.

You can put people's feet to the fire a bit just by reminding them that we're constantly creating our own history.

They sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I'm not even a pot guy. I was so honored.

I was banging seven-gram rocks...because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.

Guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies, a ton of success, I mean, come on bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying.

You have this great big fantasy life, and it looks like a non-stop 24/7 party. But what do you do when you get to the end of the Internet and there's nothing left to buy? There's just a picture of Wayne Newton flipping you off.

Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad guy. But then when you see the stunts in the movie, you realize it could've been a lady in a poncho.

You can't not be a little different from others and be successful for three decades.

I've always been a little skittish about death. On certain days I'm okay with it. On other days it's like, "Really? I have to? No, man, not me."

I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one room, listening intently to my stories.

I'm kind of old-fashioned in a lot of ways. I prefer mano a mano. Even if you have two girls in the house, it's not like we're together all the time. But I need variety.