Top 24 Quotes & Sayings by Chris Kattan

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Chris Kattan.

Last updated on December 21, 2024.

Christopher Lee Kattan is an American actor, comedian, and author. He is best known for his work as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, for playing Doug Butabi in A Night at the Roxbury, and his roles as Bob on the first four seasons of The Middle and Bunnicula in Bunnicula.

American - Comedian | Born: October 19, 1970

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Yes, this is Mango himself. Listen I'm terribly busy and don't have time for a phone interview right now.

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Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally.

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I understand what my gift is, which is making people laugh, hopefully. It's more on that level. I don't need to be a leading man, I'm fine with that.

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In Hollywood, what they last saw you in is what you are. It's hard to break away from that.

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If it weren't for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live.

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It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India.

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I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

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I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

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It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

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It's fun for someone to poke fun at himself.

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In Hollywood, moviemaking used to be about escaping reality to go to the movies.

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I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids.

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My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.

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Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well.

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I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

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I'm not trying to sound like I turned into some kind of wise man, but it's nice to realize that your little pocket of the world isn't the whole world.

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I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.

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You guys are the best. I'll see you in a couple of hours. I haven't seen another human being in 13 hours and I'm running out of bottles for my urine. Later guys!

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Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.

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I like women who are okay with who they are.

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I'm fine with the life I have.

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I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

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With the Roxbury guys (on 'Saturday Night Live'), I think the breaking point was when Stallone came on and wanted to do the sketch just because. And we're, like, 'Well, now we've got to create a story, so, what, are we bopping our heads with Rocky? What are we doing?'

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Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Mango!

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Top 24 Quotes & Sayings by Chris Kattan

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