Top 29 Quotes & Sayings by Cody Lundin

All survival situations revolve around a host of variables...Always adapt, think positive, and move forward.

Holy smoke! We lost our last match and there's a storm coming! Party On! A flash flood swept away all our gear and we're twenty miles from the trailhead! Party On! My femur bone's sticking through my skin and I've gotta cross that river! Party On!

I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.

It's a recipe for disaster.

I'm all for the path of least resistance.

So I'm pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I'm worth it.

I feel like a nude little piece of white meat out here.

Moral of the story: try to get things right, figure out what's going wrong with the scenario, and don't give up.

I feel like a tick on a dog.

The more survival skills an individual has that have been practiced physically and otherwise, the better odds they have for those skills coming to the forefront during a stressful emergency.

The irony here is we're looking for water and we're looking out for water. Without it you die, and with too much of it you die.

You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.

Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.

I feel like an hors deurve waiting to happen.

We can't move quickly. You move quick out here and you die quick.

You're my depth gauge. If I see your hat floatin', I'll stop.

Knowledge is Power, and it's very lightweight.

The vast majority of the population seems to look down their noses upon self-reliance as some quaint dusty relic, entertained only by the hyperparanoid or those hopelessly incapable of fitting into mainstream society.

It's like walking on a 1970 blaze orange shag carpet in a kitchen.

We need to look for water. Water, water, water, water.

If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.

I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider.

It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room.

Over the years, Americans in particular have been all too willing to squander their hard-earned independence and freedom for the illusion of feeling safe under someone else's authority. The concept of self-sufficiency has been undermined in value over a scant few generations. The vast majority of the population seems to look down their noses upon self-reliance as some quaint dusty relic, entertained only by the hyperparanoid or those hopelessly incapable of fitting into mainstream society.

It's like walking through someone's small intestine.

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

Where there is water, there are people.

C'mon baby light for me!

We need to get out of this fetid pusshole and get to some higher ground.