Top 29 Quotes & Sayings by Craig Benzine

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American producer Craig Benzine.

Last updated on April 22, 2025.

Craig Gene Benzine is an American video producer, musician, and vlogger better known by his YouTube channel name of WheezyWaiter. On July 15, 2020, his channel hit 1 million subscribers and has over 155 million total video views.

American - Producer | Born: October 5, 1980

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It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

Craig Benzine

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

Craig Benzine

Are imperfections is which make we grate.

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At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

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The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.

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Options are good. Keeps people choosing.

Craig Benzine

Everything is optional. Somethings are illegal. And some things are really gross.

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Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Craig Benzine

Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.

Craig Benzine

Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.

Craig Benzine

If you're gonna lob something, lob love.

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I love it when the coffee's done!

Craig Benzine

Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.

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It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.

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Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.

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I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.

Craig Benzine

Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.

Craig Benzine

The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.

Craig Benzine

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!

Craig Benzine

Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.

Craig Benzine

Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.

Craig Benzine

Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die.

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Theres nothing to fear but fears themselves, such as monsters, rejection, food poisoning, redundancy, monsters, and oxford commas.

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During a heat wave every dude stinks.

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I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.

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The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!

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People alive are better than people not alive.

Craig Benzine

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!

Craig Benzine

Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.

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Top 29 Quotes & Sayings by Craig Benzine

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