Top 80 Quotes & Sayings by Dan Bilzerian

Basically I didn't get a ton of attention as a kid. I guess that's why I'm such a flashy lunatic.

Normally, I always had a machine gun in my car and a bulletproof vest.

I've bought every toy I ever wanted.

I mean look, everyone wants to do the story on the rising star, and when the star is up, they all want to be the one to bring it down because that's what people care about, right? They only care about the rise and the fall, so it's extreme positivity and extreme negativity.

I mean, my dad is half-Armenian, his father is 100%, and I actually think he has Armenian citizenship. Apparently, the Kardashians and me are the big celebrities over in Armenia.

I just try to be authentic.

People are going to believe what they want to believe.

I'm just living my life the way I want to. I have the freedom to do that.

I grew up, initially, poor and then rich and then back to poor when I was in the military and college. And then eventually made some money playing poker.

I would like to think I am a little bit of a man's man and a ladies' man. I suppose, I'm a guy's guy because I like to do a lot of, you know, the man stuff: Working out, off-roading, getting on the dirt bike and what not. I am a ladies' man because I spend more time with girls than I do with guys.

I already do some charity, but I don't necessarily talk about it. That doesn't mean I don't do it.

Climbing the mountain is always more fun than sitting at the top. It's just you have to find different mountains to climb.

When you are single and have no dependents, you should be able to do whatever you want as long as it doesn't adversely effect other people.

If shooting exploding targets use only in intended use containers.

When shooting exploding rifle targets, check with local and state laws.

I gave up hunting a long time ago.

My passion is creating lucrative opportunities around the world and online.

I've got a... target on my back the size of the state of California.

I believe in the Constitution.

I don't believe in violence against women.

Guys are attracted based on looks 95% of the time. Girls are almost the opposite. Looks are a smaller factor. They're more attracted to a confident guy, or a successful guy, or someone who makes them laugh, or makes them feel comfortable.

I'm a crazy lunatic, but a lot of the time I'm just sitting at home watching movies.

Honestly, I try to stay away from the famous chicks and L.A. girls in general.

I don't pressure anyone to do anything for me.

I've always stood for one thing, and that is having freedom, and part of that is the freedom to unapologetically be yourself.

I used to play baseball with Jake Owen when I was a kid.

A lot of my audience is aspirational as far as getting girls.

A girl has to be super-hot now for me to be even semi-interested.

Anything that we can do to help men be more confident, I think that's going to be a net positive.

I'm not super-political.

Luxury has been a bit of a rollercoaster for me. I would define it as something that isn't needed but improves your life.

I will tell you that I'm not religious.

That's the beauty of being above board - you can brag about your winnings.

Women have this arsenal of stuff where if they have a pimple or they have something, you guys can cover that up. Guys don't really have that - and it's also a little bit taboo.

Any successful company has female models.

I am more of a constitutionalist libertarian.

If you look at poker as a sport like baseball, then I'd be maybe a minor league or high school ballplayer. But I play with T-ballers.

Something out of the ordinary is that I got bit by an alligator at one of my parties.

That's probably why I've become popular, because everyone's view of me is extremely polarized.

I'm all about living however you want, but if you make the decision to get married and have children, then you have an obligation to raise them in an environment that isn't going to ruin them, warp their perception of the world, or close doors for them.

It's pretty obvious I love animals.

I just think it would be interesting. I already applied to be a substitute teacher.

I appreciate people trying to stand up for animals.

Life is all in the setup. A lot of people think I got the world handed to me, and I let them think exactly that whilst they handed me the world.

Be yourself, be an individual - people are scared to be themselves.

I never wanted something from somebody without being able to kind of reciprocate, I guess.

Having attractive women is very appealing to most men.

It just seems like it would be kinda cool to be able to actually teach kids important stuff.

It is important to be transparent about ingredients and use products with clean ingredients.

You just get pickier. I think that's true of everything. Money, toys, girls - all the hedonistic stuff. You just raise the bar.

As an avid shooter remember to shoot responsibly and follow the rules.

Conscious luxury is the wave of the future because everyone should be aware of what they put on their bodies just like they are aware of what they consume.

People like a look into the lifestyle of someone who has a lot of freedom.

If any girl gets a message from someone claiming to be me, it's fake.

Public lands are for everyone's use. Be responsible when shooting and clean up the area you were shooting in so others can enjoy the land.

Everyone has a right to their own opinion about me, and that's fine. I'm just going to keep being myself and living my life. That's all I can do.

I personally prefer girls from the Midwest. They're more appreciative. They haven't been on 50 private jets and been to Dubai 'every three weeks.

Just because you can buy an exploding target, does not mean that it is legal to mix and explode.

I actually bought a laser hair removal machine so I can do it in my house.

Let's be honest, I'm not a guy who is going to grind out $10 entry fantasy matches. If I'm going to compete, I want to play at the highest stakes.