Top 69 Quotes & Sayings by Dana Carvey - Page 2

I'm a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an uproar if what you post is perceived in a negative light.

I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think.

My Obama is getting pretty good ... I think I'll vote for whoever makes my portrayal easier. It takes time to put together a comic impression. It takes time to recognize the tics. Right now, for instance, I could do a dead- on Paul Ryan and people wouldn't recognize it. Personalities take a while to sin.

I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to kind of navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in character.

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'

My characters all start with rhythms and sounds. Once I hear the voice and get into the rhythm, the attitude and the physicality just come out on their own.

Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.