Top 30 Quotes & Sayings by Darrell Hammond

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Darrell Hammond.

Last updated on December 21, 2024.

Darrell Clayton Hammond is an American actor, stand-up comedian and impressionist. He was a regular cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1995 to 2009, and has been its announcer since 2014.

American - Comedian | Born: October 8, 1955

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I belong to the Democratic Party.

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College kids, don't be taking examples from me.

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Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

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I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.

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I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards.

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If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.

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Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.

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I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.

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I'm not a doctor - so I can't describe flashbacks well - but it is like you're living it again.

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If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.

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The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.

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Doctors didn't know what to do with me.

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I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.

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I had a dad you know.

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I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements.

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I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.

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When I left my parents' home when I was 19, I went to the University of Florida, and within 24 hours was in the mental health department. And within 20 minutes, I was being told by the director there that they didn't have what I needed there.

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I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.

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I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values were, what my inner dialogue was.

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I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.

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I perform in the major leagues of what I do. It's incredible.

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Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.

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I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.'

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I don't know if I want to be a big star though.

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It's tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there's someone out there who wants to kill you.

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I've seen the hell these people go through.

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Not everyone can invest their heart into learning something and making it fully realized, and the chances are 9 out of 10 that it's gonna get thrown away.

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I was on as many as seven medications at one time, doctors didn't know what to do with me.

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It can't have been fun to live with somebody whose brain was under siege.

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