Top 9 Quotes & Sayings by Dave Allen

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an Irish comedian Dave Allen.

Last updated on December 18, 2024.

David Tynan O'Mahony, known professionally as Dave Allen, was an Irish comedian, satirist, and actor. He was best known for his observational comedy. Allen regularly provoked indignation by highlighting political hypocrisy and showing disdain for religious authority. His technique and style have influenced young British comedians.

Irish - Comedian | July 6, 1936 - March 10, 2005

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We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.

Dave Allen

Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you.

Dave Allen

Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

Dave Allen

How could I have not known about Ume? An Austin trio fronted by a whirling dervish of singer guitarist who in the standard PR band head shot looks like she wouldn't hurt a fly; yet give her a guitar, a Marshall stack and a mic and stand back, way back. She shreds. File under - Do Not Overlook and Go Tell Your Friends

Dave Allen

It's the behaviour of your company and its people that form your reputation, and your reputation is your brand

Dave Allen

I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.

Dave Allen

My church accepts all denominations - fivers, tenners, twenties.

Dave Allen

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.

Dave Allen

A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.

Dave Allen