Top 129 Quotes & Sayings by Dave Chappelle - Page 3

I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.

I don't do any jokes that old. I might have maybe one or two jokes from high school that I still do.

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

With younger people I'm recognized with always Half-Baked, Blue Streak because it's on cable. Women, it's always You've Got Mail. Nutty Professor is pretty much everybody across the board. It seems like they like that one.

Hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

I got my hat pulled up low and no one can really see me. I'm ducked out. People do recognize me, and I have a pretty interesting fan base. It's a diverse group.