Top 32 Quotes & Sayings by David Alan Grier

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian David Alan Grier.

Last updated on November 8, 2024.

David Alan Grier is an American actor, singer, and comedian. He is best known for his work as Bernard on Damon (1998), as David Bellows on Life with Bonnie (2002–2004), as Joe Carmichael on The Carmichael Show (2015–2017), as Hal on A Series of Unfortunate Events (2018), and for his movie roles such as Roger in Streamers (1983), Carl Bentley in Jumanji (1995), and Jim Fields in Bewitched (2005).

American - Comedian | Born: July 30, 1956

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I want to see gay couples stuck with their significant other at Home Depot with that far away look in their eye, get me out of here.

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Every little kid has always wanted to be a race car driver. This gets some of that out.

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Some days I think I look kind of cute, but other days I try to avoid the mirror.

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I wanted to be a leading man - the black lawyer, the black doctor, the black policeman.

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I couldn't wait to be, you know, a Black Panther. Of course they wouldn't let me join.

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My father was a doctor.

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The president is always made fun of.

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America is grappling with cultural diversity, and I just want to put a show on that represents the world in which I live.

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A friend of mine had his own theater company, and he jumped me in like I was in a gang. And once I came in, it was just that simple. For the first time in my life, I felt, 'This is a career, this is a life that I think I can grow old doing.' It was love at first sight. I loved being on stage and reading these plays. It was great.

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My grandmother was born in 1900, and she would regale me with tales I call 'Little House on the Prairie' tales, but they were tales of segregated and racist America growing up in Alabama and Mississippi, where she came from.

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My father contracted polio on a troop train in Korea.

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I never wanted to lose out on an acting job and wonder if I hadn't been trained enough.

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I grew up in a home and in a world in which you can do anything. We were all expected to go to college. My father was a doctor.

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I wanted something where I could have the clearest and most unfiltered artistic and creative voice.

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I decided sitcoms weren't for me.

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To be known by the public, honestly. People come up and tell them how good I make them feel.

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When I was a kid, I wanted to walk with my dad's limp - my dad was my hero - but that infuriated him, and he would make me walk back and forth in the living room until I walked without it.

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Don't let anyone try to tell you who you are. Define yourself.

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'Dancing With the Stars' is so Middle America, and people take it so seriously.

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I've tried actively to define myself and redefine myself, and not be pigeonholed.

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I had done the sitcom thing to lesser and lesser degrees of success.

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I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

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As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.

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I, myself, identify myself as a heathen.

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I try to make my bed every day for mental health. Coming home to an unmade bed or a room with clothes all over will depress me.

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Be talented enough to make it and stupid enough to keep trying.

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I started acting at the University of Michigan in my sophomore year.

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I have a talent for missing the best and greatest parties.

David Alan Grier

I’ve tried actively to define myself and redefine myself, and not be pigeonholed.

David Alan Grier

A friend of mine had his own theatre company, and he jumped me in like I was in a gang. And once I came in, it was just that simple. For the first time in my life, I felt, 'This is a career, this is a life that I think I can grow old doing.' It was love at first sight. I loved being on stage and reading these plays. It was great.

David Alan Grier

Sarah Palin is to women what John Wayne Gacy was to birthday clowns.

David Alan Grier

Dancing With the Stars' is so Middle America, and people take it so seriously.

David Alan Grier