Top 18 Quotes & Sayings by David Brenner

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian David Brenner.
Last updated on November 21, 2024.
David Brenner

David Norris Brenner was an American stand-up comedian, actor and author. The most frequent guest on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson in the 1970s and 1980s, Brenner "was a pioneer of observational comedy." His friend, comedian Richard Lewis, described Brenner as "the king of hip, observational comedy."

Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.
I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.
Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into shows. If you can put it in a package, we can put it in a show.
When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
We're careful not to saturate people.
You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life. — © David Brenner
You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.
I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.
You could place one product in a first-run telecast, a second product what that program is rerun, and a third product when the show goes into syndication, and another product when it goes on cable.
We can place a product, virtually any size, in almost any location. It really depends on what the program and the video in each individual episode provides in terms of a logical or contextual background.
The truth is that God is to be found in all things - even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things. — © David Brenner
The truth is that God is to be found in all things - even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things.
We work very, very hard to find that fine line where location is meaningful enough to be interesting to an advertiser but not so intrusive that it interrupts the creative flow of the show.
It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time.
Friends are the most important part of your life. Treasure the tears, treasure the laughter, but most importantly, treasure the memories.
We cannot attain the presence of God. We're already totally in the presence of God. What's missing is awareness.
What we want to do is raise the bare minimum amount that will give us a large enough microphone to effectively convey our message. Unfortunately, $20 million is critical mass in terms of running an effective campaign in New York.
When Mrs. Clinton ran for office, she promised economic growth across New York state, to bring in more than 200,000 jobs, ... She has not. We have lost jobs to outsourcing and globalization and to sending our jobs and industries to foreign countries.
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