Top 9 Quotes & Sayings by David Henry

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American bodybuilder David Henry.

Last updated on December 21, 2024.

David Henry is an American International Federation of BodyBuilders (IFBB) professional bodybuilder. Henry is a Master Sgt. (E-7) in the United States Air Force. He lives in Tucson, Arizona.

American - Bodybuilder | Born: February 24, 1975

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If Adam had had a real hairy back, we probably wouldn't be here today.

David Henry

It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming, 'Asshole!' was a statement about my character and not an invitation or request.

David Henry

Nothing can burst your fatherly bubble faster than hearing your daughter come home from a date and saying: 'Some nights I don't know why I even bother to wear panties'.

David Henry

My friend goes through the wedding section of the Sunday paper looking at the brides-to-be and picks out a Dog-of-the-Week. I think that's cruel toward women. Myself, I look to see who shows the most cleavage.

David Henry

You can't throw him back because he doesn't meet the legal size limit.

David Henry

Green clovers. Blue diamonds. Orange Stars. Pink hearts. Purple horseshoes. Man, I never know if I'm looking at a bowl of cereal or having another acid flashback.

David Henry

At a wedding last week, my wife said: 'Isn't the bride beautiful ?' When I responded by saying, 'Yeah, but her blowjobs aren't half as good as yours', she got all pissed off. Women - they can't take a compliment!

David Henry

I get all excited when I think that someone's 1-900 sex call from a cell phone might be passing through my body right now.

David Henry

Whenever my teenage daughter comes down the stairs dressed like a tramp for her date, I think to myself: 'Damn, why won't her mother wear something like that ?'

David Henry

Top 9 Quotes & Sayings by David Henry

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