Top 250 Quotes & Sayings by Dennis Miller - Page 5

I think [Ann Coulter] understands that, she's Pavlov's dog. She gets the corn kernel if she hits that drum once in a while.

It's nice to be included in the broadcast food chain.

When you're sharing a mud hole with a wildebeest derriere in sub-Saharan Africa, that's a living hell.

I like the show [Factor] because it's horny, but it's not skeevy. Where else are you going to get that nowadays?

Half the people I look who are health food addicts look sickly to me. Let's start taxing health food. Somebody force a burger down some of these people's jaw because they look a little pale and wan to me.

When your mother starts using the word "party" as a verb about her kid, that's absolutely crazy.

The very definition of the innate hollowness of leading a political life when you end up on your nearest and dearest moments or most personal evenings with donors. That should - that should tell you all you need to know about the ramble that is politics.

Any time your parent says they party with you, that is its own form of child abuse.

The way I've always governed my life as far as fiscal policy goes is I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb about it, so I surround myself with smart people in much the same way a hole surrounds itself with a doughnut. I just pay things off. That's all I do.

I've changed after 9/11. My friends are still my friends.Bill Maher is my friend. I don't agree with a lot of what he says. And there are times I think, "Oh, my God. How could he say that."