Top 26 Quotes & Sayings by Desi Lydic

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Last updated on September 17, 2024.

Lani Desmonet Lydic is an American comedian and actress who is a correspondent on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. From 2011 to 2016, she starred as guidance counselor Valerie Marks on the MTV comedy-drama series Awkward. She got her start in the 2001 parody film Not Another Teen Movie. She also starred in the Spike miniseries Invasion Iowa alongside William Shatner, and the parody series The Real Wedding Crashers. She appeared as Shea Seger in the 2011 film We Bought a Zoo alongside Matt Damon and Scarlett Johansson, and in the 2013 film The Babymakers with Olivia Munn. Lydic also appeared as one half of a lesbian couple on an episode of the Disney Channel series Good Luck Charlie in 2014. She joined Trevor Noah's lineup of correspondents for The Daily Show on September 29, 2015.

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I've been singing my whole life.

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CNN doesn't waste time trying to solve a crisis or educate the viewer.

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Well, I think comedy can be a great unifier. If someone can laugh about something, maybe they can become more open to having a conversation about something they wouldn't have otherwise.

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You're worried about the quality of John Legend and Chrissy Teigen's child care? It's not like they're getting their nanny off Craigslist. They're rich celebrities. They could get Mary Poppins to watch their baby, as in literally call Julie Andrews, get her to come out of retirement to babysit in character as Mary Poppins.

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I did what any good full-time working mother would do and left my screaming toddler with my husband for three weeks and convinced Comedy Central to send me on an international work vacation.

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Scientists say that 2 degrees is the furthest we can push the planet before it turns on us. Much like a sorority girl you keep hazing and hazing until she has no choice but to report you to the national chapter.

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People tend to be more available when you can spend 20 minutes with them over Zoom.

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Hosts need to moderate in moderation.

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Maybe high school would have been a good time to have a little Dylan McKay in my life.

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What does the G in 5G stand for? Gluten.

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Becoming a mother gives me more of an incentive to care about the future.

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It really was a true test to try to act for 14-hour days when people don't think that you're acting.

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I ate an entire wedge of 'brie' before I realized it was butter.

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Technically, Trump and Putin did appear on the same episode of '60 Minutes.' In two completely unrelated segments, that were shot in different cities, in different countries, on different continents.

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There's always that little bit of tension that happens when you make a joke, especially when there's a language barrier.

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I think there's a misunderstanding that feminism is about bringing men down to bring women up and it's certainly not that.

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Usually if you're a woman in Trump's bedroom, the only document you need is a nondisclosure agreement.

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I am not a well-traveled person.

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There was no better place to start understanding Alabama than in church.

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Trump was asked if he was for invading Iraq and he replied, 'Yeah, I guess so,' which, incidentally is also Trump's go-to wedding vow.

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Gender equality does not exist anywhere.

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There's something exciting about traveling the world and opening up your eyes to what the rest of the world is doing.

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I was always a Brandon Walsh kind of gal. The good guy, the class president. He just seemed like a really solid guy.

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If mugs made fart noises coffee shops wouldn't be relaxing, they'd sound like a yoga class in a retirement home.

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One thing that became abundantly clear right away was that the more women you have in positions of power, the bigger the opportunity you have to serve women. If a woman is not in the room to speak about what a woman needs, then those decisions aren't being made.

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I accidentally synced up my work phone with my own personal iCloud photos, which has 6,000 photos.

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Top 26 Quotes & Sayings by Desi Lydic

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