Top 14 Quotes & Sayings by Eamon

For the plain people of Ireland... If your car's got a puncture, and you know its got a puncture and its still got a puncture after two weeks, then you don't know how how to change a tyre.

After watching Watford against Manchester City last night that was like a bubblebath. It was beautiful.

I was hoping in the last fifteen minutes that Barcelona would beat them. I've made my mind up on Benitez tonight. He's a nice man but he's got a huge negative streak running through him. Liverpool was terrible in the second half. They didn't play football. If that was a concert, you'd boo. Gerrard: found out. A nothing player. They were terrible. Terrible.

We are staying in basic accommodation but it doesn't matter to me, it's all about the experience.

When the Italians play the Germans it'll be fascinating. Mightn't be very good football but it'll be great psychology.

Kewell should have been yanked off the pitch at half time and put in a hot bath, a boiling hot bath.

I can show you who's the man Let me show you with my hands I just want you close to me I'll get you wet Just wait and see

It's not meant to be entertaining. If you want entertainment, go to the pictures. This is serious!

When John (Giles) was manager of Ireland, much as he loved me, he still dropped me.

And I been waitin' all my life And I been havin' big dreams times twice

What I gotta do? Cats don't even have a clue Can't stand to see Me kick a flow so unbelievably And never gave a hand Askin' 'bout the backup plan Now that it's true Forever tellin' me that you always knew

It was like two drunks in a back alley throwing punches at each other.

Michel Platini is a good player, not a great player

You look sad even though we just met No need to get upset But I got a show, gotta go, so I thank you And if you wanna still get sexed down You could catch the next Greyhound But until then, I gotta go, so I thank you