Top 22 Quotes & Sayings by Eamon Dunphy

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Last updated on September 18, 2024.

Eamon Martin Dunphy is an Irish media personality, journalist, broadcaster, author, sports pundit and former professional footballer. He grew up playing football for several youth teams including Stella Maris. Since retiring from the sport, he has become recognisable to Irish television audiences as a football analyst during coverage of the Premier League, UEFA Champions League and international football on RTÉ.

Born: August 3, 1945

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Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa.

Eamon Dunphy

Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.

Eamon Dunphy

Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.

Eamon Dunphy

That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.

Eamon Dunphy

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.

Eamon Dunphy

You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.

Eamon Dunphy

Found out. A nothing player.

Eamon Dunphy

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

Eamon Dunphy

Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer.

Eamon Dunphy

I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.

Eamon Dunphy

Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.

Eamon Dunphy

We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer.

Eamon Dunphy

If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.

Eamon Dunphy

Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod.

Eamon Dunphy

Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.

Eamon Dunphy

They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on

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I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.

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He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit.

Eamon Dunphy

They just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn't, isn't. It's banal. And also semi-literate at times ... they never criticise in an intelligent way. Anything that isn't banal is said to be an outburst. They've created this cartoon world where everyone talks like Lineker and says nothing.

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