Top 15 Quotes & Sayings by Eddie Cantor

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Eddie Cantor.
Last updated on December 21, 2024.
Eddie Cantor

Eddie Cantor was an American "illustrated song" performer, comedian, dancer, singer, vaudevillian, actor, and songwriter. Familiar to Broadway, radio, movie, and early television audiences, this "Apostle of Pep" was regarded almost as a family member by millions because his top-rated radio shows revealed intimate stories and amusing anecdotes about his wife Ida and five daughters. Some of his hits include "Makin' Whoopee", "Ida ", "If You Knew Susie", "Ma! He's Making Eyes at Me", “Mandy”, "My Baby Just Cares for Me”, "Margie", and "How Ya Gonna Keep 'em Down on the Farm ?" He also wrote a few songs, including "Merrily We Roll Along", the Merrie Melodies Warner Bros. cartoon theme.

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.
When I see the Ten Most Wanted Lists... I always have this thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn't be wanted now.
Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going to fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.
It takes 20 years to make an overnight success.
It takes twenty years to become an overnight success.
He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.
All women are natural born espionage agents. — © Eddie Cantor
All women are natural born espionage agents.
Truth or tact? You have to choose. Most times they're not compatible. It's so hard to draw the line.
A sleeping pill will never take the place of a clear conscience.
We call our rich relatives the kin we love to touch — © Eddie Cantor
We call our rich relatives the kin we love to touch
Matrimony is not a word, it's a sentence.
Words fascinate me. They always have. For me, browsing in a dictionary is like being turned loose in a bank.
It takes years to make an overnight success.
Love isn't like a reservoir. You'll never drain it dry. It's much more like a natural spring. The longer and farther it flows, the stronger and deeper and clearer it becomes.
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