Top 343 Quotes & Sayings by Eminem - Page 6

It was a slow process. You gotta remember I hadn't recorded a song sober in seven years. So it took me awhile to even feel like I could record a song sober.

Nuts they go, macadamia they go so ballistic, whoa.

I don't think that anything anyone has to say should ever be censored or unheard

Piracy doesn't hurt an artist unless the artist puts out a bad album.

Britney Spears has shoulders like a man.

I have big nuts. huge nuts. Elephantitis of the balls - that's what I have.

I like it when people talk s**t. Because if people weren't talking s**t, there would be nothing for me to come back with. I need that. If I don't have any ammo, what am I going to say?

You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture.

When I say I'll murder my baby's mother, maybe I wanted to but I didn't. Anybody who takes it literally is 10 times sicker than I am.

Slim Shady: Hotter then a set of twin babies In a Mercedes Benz, with the windows up When the temp goes up to the mid 80's.

My pen and paper causes a chain reaction, to get your brain relaxing.

Smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross.

They say music can alter moods and talk to you.

They call me superman, I'm here to rescue you.

But music is reflection of self, we just explain it, and then we get our checks in the mail.

I'm kinda rather make people laugh I guess or cry or whatever but bragging about what I have for me personally uncharacteristic I guess.

My morals went when the president got oral.

You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em But you won't take the sting out these words before I say 'em

Of course you don't want your kids swearing. But remember how fun it was to cuss when you were in the first grade?

But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind.

She [Benzino] is obsessed with me. I never would think I would see the day when I seen the worst rapper in the world going against one of the best.

I'm standing on my Monopoly board that means I'm on top of my game

I had too much Nyquil and Vivarin again. Lost my stomach all over the place.

I Like Gay Men, Right Ken?

Infinite was me trying to figure out how I wanted my rap style to be, how I wanted to sound on the mic and present myself. It was a growing stage. I felt like Infinite was like a demo that just got pressed up.

Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list.

Try to strip me of my credibility and make me look fake, G you only gonna be in for a rude awakening.

It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me Admittedly I probably did it subliminally for you

You know how it is - you make songs, and as you make the new ones, the old ones get old and you throw them out.

Sixty sluts, all of them dying from asphyxia after they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup.

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me, I slap women and eat mushrooms then OD.

You don't wanna go eggin' him on. It'll never be my chair that your on, crown so tight that it cuts off circulation to the brain no oxygen. Other words there's no heir to the throne.

If I said in one of my songs that my English teacher wanted to have sex with me in junior high, all I'm saying, is that I'm not gay, you know? People confuse the lyrics for me speaking my mind. I don't agree with that lifestyle, but if that lifestyle is for you, then it's your business.

I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose.

If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I've completely lost it. Is he nuts? No he's insane!

Mother, are you there? I love you. I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel.

Any MC who chooses to go up against me is getting taken advantage of like Monica Lewinski

It's just hard when you've spent so much time on something, writing and recording, laying the vocals, getting the hook right, getting the beat right, making everything sound right - you spent a freaking week trying to make it sound perfect, and someone comes along and shoots it down.

Question is, are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid?

If somebody is smoking a joint in a movie, I say it's a cigarette - a big cigarette if it's a Cheech and Chong movie.

See I'm a poet to some, a regular modern day Shakespeare.

Music is my time capsule. Each album reflects what I'm going through or what's going on in my life at that moment.

Touring used to be hard. Early on in my career when I was more in grind mode, I was doing two or three shows a day. It was tough because you start feeling like you have no life. That being said, I do enjoy actually doing the shows.