Top 81 Quotes & Sayings by Ethel Merman

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American musician Ethel Merman.

Last updated on September 17, 2024.

Ethel Merman was an American actress and singer. Known for her distinctive, powerful voice, and for leading roles in musical theatre, she has been called "the undisputed First Lady of the musical comedy stage". Over her distinguished career in theater she became known for her iconic performances in shows such as Anything Goes, Annie Get Your Gun, Gypsy, and Hello, Dolly!.

American - Musician | January 16, 1908 - February 15, 1984

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I have plenty of invitations to go places, lots to do. If I'm not working, I go to have my hair taken care of and work at needlepoint.

Ethel Merman

Who's happy these days?

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I can never remember being afraid of an audience. If the audience could do better, they'd be up here on stage and I'd be out there watching them.

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Eisenhower was my war hero and the President I admire and respect most.

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At a flea market I always head for the junk jewelry table first.

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I am known to be able to take care of myself when I become angry. I don't mince words.

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Cole Porter wrote Anything Goes and four more hits for me.

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When I'm asked how to succeed in show business, I always say I haven't the foggiest.

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I wasn't straining at the bit to become a movie star any more than I had plotted to get out of vaudeville and into Broadway musicals.

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My career at Warner Brothers consisted of one musical short subject. I was running around in a bear skin. Very chic.

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If I feel in need of sleep, I just open a book or turn on the television. Both are better than any sleeping pill.

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I wouldn't change one thing about my professional life, and I make it a point not to dwell on my mistakes.

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I take a breath when I have to.

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I was born in my parents' bedroom on January 16. The World Almanac says it was 1909. I say it was 1912. But what difference does it make as long as I feel 33?

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You gotta have a gimmick.

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Everything's coming up roses - for me.

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Once I had all the attention, all I had to do was deliver.

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My father taught me to read music and play the piano-but not well, even though people have said that I'm a natural musician.

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I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.

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I've never suffered stage fright. That fascinates people.

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Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice.

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I work as often as I want and yet I'm free as a bird.

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I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano.

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There have been people who have tried to take advantage of me. They want to be linked to me just because I'm Ethel Merman.

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I was lucky enough to have the songs in my first show written by George and Ira Gershwin. Then Cole Porter wrote five shows for me.

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There's such a thing as theater discipline. One player doesn't appropriate another's inventions.

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When you are in deep conflict about something, sometimes the most trivial thing can tip the scales.

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I Got Rhythm really put me on the map.

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As far as dramas are concerned, it's considered passe for playwrights to turn out anything the average person can understand.

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My beloved Mom and Pop always rated tops with each other, and that's the way it will always be.

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In my case, things have pretty much been handed to me.

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I preferred delivering my performance in person. I liked to be in control. You couldn't be in films.

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The slapdash way producers used to assemble a show seems a little unbelievable when we talk about them now.

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I'll admit - I was honored to be on the cover of Time.

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Cole Porter had a worldwide reputation as a sophisticate and hedonist.

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I have been ambitious to be a somebody from the time I was 5 years old.

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Of my four marriages, the one to Bob Levitt is the only one I don't regret.

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Mom and Pop were proud of my popularity, but from their point of view, show business was no way to make a living.

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Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.

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I'll pat myself on the back and admit I have talent. Beyond that, I just happened to be in the right place at the right time.

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Broadway has been very good to me. But then, I've been very good to broadway.

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I don't like to read. The only things I read are gossip columns. If someone gives me a book, it had better have lots of pictures.

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Legend has it that when God created me, he gave me a big distinctive voice, a lot of boldness and no heart.

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Any audience that gets a laugh out of me gets it while I'm facing them.

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Music, in the past few years... anything singable or understandable is square.

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I've made a wonderful living playing that theatrical character - the professional brassy dame.

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At one time I smoked, but in 1959 I couldn't think of anything else to give up for Lent so I stopped - and I haven't had a cigarette since.

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Mom claimed that I could carry a tune at 2 or 3 years of age. Maybe she was a little prejudiced.

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I can hold a note as long as the Chase National Bank.

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I attend surprisingly few shows. The type of theater that is popular today just doesn't appeal to me.

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Any audience that gets a laugh out of me gets it while I'm facing them

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I've made a wonderful living playing that theatrical character - the professional brassy dame

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I wouldn't change one thing about my professional life, and I make it a point not to dwell on my mistakes

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When I'm asked how to succeed in show business, I always say I haven't the foggiest

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Now what kind of an attitude is that, 'These things happen?' They only happen because this whole country is just full of people who, when these things happen, they just say, 'These things happen,' and that's why they happen! We gotta have control of what happens to us.

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I remember Tallulah (Bankhead) telling of going into a public ladies' room and discovering there was no toilet tissue. She looked underneath the booth and said to the lady in the next stall, 'I beg your pardon, do you happen to have any toilet tissue in there?' The lady said no. So Tallulah said, 'Well, then, dahling, do you have two fives for a ten?'

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Be yourself -- it's the one thing you can do better than anyone else.

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I told her that there was something about Christmas carols that always brought tears to my eyes. I added that I also cry at weddings. To me weddings are very solemn occasions. I should have cried at a couple of my own.

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I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano

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There's such a thing as theater discipline. One player doesn't appropriate another's inventions

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