Top 118 Quotes & Sayings by Felix Dennis

Explore popular quotes and sayings by a British publisher Felix Dennis.
Last updated on December 23, 2024.
Felix Dennis

Felix Dennis was an English publisher, poet, spoken-word performer and philanthropist. His company, Dennis Publishing, pioneered computer and hobbyist magazine publishing in the United Kingdom. In more recent times, the company added lifestyle titles such as its flagship brand The Week, which is published in the UK and the United States.

Human beings are definitely changing the planet, but how much impact they are having on climate, I don't know and I don't care.
I couldn't care less what anyone's 'perception' of me is. I'm too long in the tooth to care.
No woman or girl is going to want to spend time looking at pretty dresses on the Internet. Vogue is going to be around for a long time to come. — © Felix Dennis
No woman or girl is going to want to spend time looking at pretty dresses on the Internet. Vogue is going to be around for a long time to come.
'The Week' is my favourite magazine. Everyone from presidents to CEOs of companies love it, politicians, people in the massive charity business in America, in the arts and even more especially in the media.
You cannot properly bring up children when you are 69 or 70 and they are 12 and at the height of their madness. You can physically do it, but I don't think it's morally justified.
You have to persuade yourself that you absolutely don't care what happens. If you don't care, you've won. I absolutely promise you, in every serious negotiation, the man or woman who doesn't care is going to win.
The age of celebrity editors and monstrous staffing are over.
I am absolutely convinced that my life was redeemed by poetry.
The reason I don't carry a mobile phone is I don't want people to know where I am!
I'm an entrepreneur, a businessman. I've got a lot of money, and that doesn't go very well with the whole 'starving artist in a garret' routine.
There are as many forms of happiness as sorrow, though most prove fleeting.
What is negotiation but the accumulation of small lies leading to advantage?
No poetry that I'm aware of, however bad or glorious, has ever left somebody a worse person than they were before they read it. — © Felix Dennis
No poetry that I'm aware of, however bad or glorious, has ever left somebody a worse person than they were before they read it.
I never sue journalists. I employ journalists. I employ too many of them. I don't sue journalists.
People think I'm just an old Luddite, but that's untrue. I buy every new gizmo as it comes out, play with it until I understand how it works, and then give it away.
Money is power. Power is an aphrodisiac.
I cannot abide being bored.
With a poetry book I can send 100 copies out to reviewers and other people, and even do it in advance and get their response. It's difficult with iPad: how do you send it out for free, and how do you even disseminate it before it goes into their store?
The richer you are and the more financial advisers you employ, the less likelihood there is that you can ever discover what you are really worth.
I think having a great idea is vastly overrated. I know it sounds kind of crazy and counterintuitive. I don't think it matters what the idea is, almost. You need great execution.
I love the business of business; I love the risk raking.
Very, very few entrepreneurs who accept a 51 percent partner in a new venture will get rich if they are also expected to run it. Control is mandatory.
As with the onset of sudden celebrity, for the newly rich, the world often becomes a darker, narrower, less generous place; a paradox that elicits scant sympathy, but is nonetheless true.
People who get trapped in the tunnel vision of making money think that is all there is to life.
I've been busy for years, buying land, often under pseudonyms, and planting trees on it. All the money is going into it when I die - and in the end I'd like to think that it will be 20 to 30,000 acres.
You'll never get rich by working for your boss.
Native trees are so important to our ecosystem.
It's kind of a crazy thing to decide that you're going to be worth tens and tens and tens of millions of dollars and set out to do that. It doesn't suit everybody.
You shouldn't go around the world behaving ruthlessly when you don't have to. Sometimes you do have to. There is only so much pie to go around. If you're going to take more than your fair share of pie, as socialists would look at it, then someone else is not getting his. That means you've got to take it away from them.
The rich are not a contented tribe. The demands from others to share their wealth become so tiresome, so insistent, they often decide they must insulate themselves. Insulation eventually breeds a mild form of paranoia.
Overhead will eat you alive if not constantly viewed as a parasite to be exterminated. Never mind the bleating of those you employ. Hold out until mutiny is imminent before employing even a single additional member of staff. More startups are wrecked by overstaffing than by any other cause, bar failure to monitor cash flow.
With the greatest of respect, I have watched Apple from the day it started. I was publishing magazines about the Apple II before most people had ever heard what a personal computer was.
I write about whatever turns up. Every single day, I'm sitting down for three to five hours in the evenings wrestling away and producing far too much verse.
I'm very proud of the fact that I'm one of Britain's biggest selling poets. That gives me a huge amount of pleasure.
Nobody could like Donald Trump, surely, except his mother. No one really likes The Donald. But how can you not have respect for a guy who's been down on the floor and just keeps coming back? Nothing will keep Donald Trump down until they drive a wooden stake in his heart and a silver bullet in his brain.
Computers are wasteful of paper and time. Once, we'd get documents with a few errors. Now, people make hundreds of copies until each sheet is flawless and memos are duplicated endlessly. Managers get swamped with emails.
It's a long, slow sunset for ink-on-paper magazines, but sunsets can produce vast sums of money.
I have been portrayed by actors in three television documentaries, two plays, one musical and a film. It's no fun watching yourself being traduced and imitated by an actor. — © Felix Dennis
I have been portrayed by actors in three television documentaries, two plays, one musical and a film. It's no fun watching yourself being traduced and imitated by an actor.
I loathe and detest movies and television and don't watch any. I do not have the time.
You cannot be seeking yourself when you're making money.
I only buy a computer when it's two years old, after the glitches have been worked out.
There is never a time in a company's history when cost control can be relegated to the back burner, but for a startup company, keeping costs low is a vital necessity.
There are jobs, particularly database-oriented ones, for which computers are necessary, but for everyday office life, I question whether they have brought the productivity that their enormous cost, up to £10,000 per person, demands.
I am a born-again atheist, so there isn't going to be a funeral. I will be buried in a linen wrap in a cardboard coffin in my forest with an oak tree planted on my head.
I want to prove that if you write in strict meter and rhyme about subjects people care about, they will buy poetry.
This modern mania for interfering in other's lives, usually under the guise of health and safety concerns, is highly irritating and counterproductive. Down with the nanny state.
Publishing magazines for yourself is not good business, man.
There are far too many people in university in Britain. If you want to make money, be a plumber. — © Felix Dennis
There are far too many people in university in Britain. If you want to make money, be a plumber.
When I was young, I wanted to be the greatest blues singer of all time. I wrecked my education and left home for it.
'Great Expectations' has been described as 'Dickens's harshest indictment of society.' Which it is. After all, it's about money. About not having enough money; about the fever of the getting of money; about having too much money; about the taint of money.
The best thing about being immensely wealthy is not having to be in any particular place at any particular time doing a particular task you don't want to do.
I have an over-attachment to precision, which is why I've sold more magazines than any man alive.
You don't have to live in a garage to write great poetry.
Discourse has ended in America. It's all just shouting and ranting and demonization. Do you know how the rest of the world laughs at you guys? Have you got any idea? They're just rocking with laughter night and day.
The beginnings of a forest is one of the ugliest things on the planet. It's bleak and your neighbours hate you.
Making money is certainly the one addiction I cannot shake.
America, ladies and gentlemen, has done more for me financially than Britain ever has, or ever could have done.
I thoroughly object to getting old. If you could let me be 16 again, I'd give you everything I've got and everything I'll ever have.
The vast majority of free verse is ghastly. Utterly ghastly. No one reads it. No one listens to it.
For me, temptation is life and I have a gargantuan appetite for everything.
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