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Top 3 Quotes & Sayings by Gary Delaney

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an English comedian Gary Delaney.

Last updated on December 21, 2024.

Gary Delaney

Gary Delaney is an English writer and stand-up comedian.

English - Comedian | Born: April 16, 1973

Source: Wikipedia

My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog. — © Gary Delaney

My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog.

Gary Delaney

Gary Delaney

I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.

Gary Delaney

Gary Delaney

As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.

Gary Delaney

Gary Delaney

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