Top 3 Quotes & Sayings by Gary Mule Deer

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Gary Mule Deer.
Last updated on November 7, 2024.
Gary Mule Deer

Gary Mule Deer is an American comedian and country musician.

My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'. — © Gary Mule Deer
My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'.
It has been proven that more Americans watch television than any other appliance.
My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma.
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