Top 12 Quotes & Sayings by George Gobel

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian George Gobel.
Last updated on April 19, 2025.
George Gobel

George Leslie Goebel was an American humorist, actor, and comedian. He was best known as the star of his own weekly comedy variety television series, The George Gobel Show, broadcasting from 1954 to 1959 on NBC, and on CBS from 1959 to 1960,. He was also a familiar panelist on the NBC game show Hollywood Squares.

When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes? — © George Gobel
Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.
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