Top 248 Quotes & Sayings by Greg Gutfeld
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Last updated on April 14, 2025.
There's a difference between being politically incorrect and boorish. And we've seen that line crossed a dozen times by smart people who've mistaken politics for punditry.
It may feel good to think you're right. But it's better to allow the possibility that you're wrong.
The people who whine about Fox News are hypocrites - they say they're totally tolerant, but when they run into someone who doesn't share their assumptions, they say, 'Fox News is evil, and it must be stopped.'
Ariel Pink would be a regular on the Mike Douglas Show. Both a master songwriter and a charismatic figure, he'd wander the set like a cherubic, more likable Jim Morrison. His songs would be all over KFRC - the way Boz Scaggs ruled for one summer with 'Silk Degrees.'
Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine.
Youthful impatience obscures the endless potential for joy that's standing right in front of you.
I have to say that Adam Levine is truly a daring young man to go on Twitter to bash Fox News. He's so rebellious, so subversive. I mean, for a musician, seriously, could you find a more predictable stance than that? He's as edgy as a hacky sack, which also describes his music.
Infected by political ideology, if you dare question climate models, your career is done.
Hollywood is always about Hollywood.
The rise of ISIS, the orgy of identity politics, and the political changes they brought - how could Obama not see that coming? I blame the golf.
I know that, often, people in entertainment are surrounded by 'yes' men who tell you everything is 'go.' That's never been an issue for me.
The joy of hate reflects people who get off pretending to hate something, or hate you, in order to score political points. I call them the 'tolerati' - you know, a group of people who claim to be tolerant, except when they run into someone who disagrees with them.
I've said it before: If Queen had died and reincarnated as one person, it would be Devin Townsend.
As liberals in charge and a media question the capabilities of police, they then limply ask why there is an anti-police atmosphere or why cops are holding back.
Sully's' upbeat message is that we still need humans. It was the heroically human Sully who saved those people, not some cold equation written on a chalkboard.
The frothing Trump-haters' extremism turns whatever criticism they have for the guy into mere parody.
For trance music to be good, it has to sneak up on you.
Trump says what he thinks at that moment. He's a totem pole of transparency.
Now that President Trump is a reality, I happily have been giving him a chance to see how he does.
Obama was never that bad or that great, and the same is probably going to go for Trump.
I think the reason why 'Red Eye' is popular is because we question the common assumptions that you find elsewhere.
It's the great deception in modern culture: Bad things call for noble names to cloak their evil outcomes.
Language turned apes like us into civil creatures.
Trump represented a movement of dissatisfaction, the dissent, unhappiness, division cultivated by years of identity politics and the bullying of arrogant, insufferable, intolerant social justice warriors who used the last two terms to punish anyone who reminded them of Daddy.
Terror, married to technology and accommodated by progress in travel, has turned evil individuals into traveling ballistic missiles.
I always thought Jon Stewart was an extremely good surgeon with his scalpel. He would have Republicans on who, I guess, were unclear about what Stewart was up to, and while Jon Stewart was being nice, he was building a case for drowning them.
Getting mad only leads to madness.
Before there was radical Islam, immigration and terror didn't mix.
I don't think Trevor Noah got his job by being a conservative.
Trump's policies are a mix of fairly traditional things. Even his immigration stuff isn't really that new.
Human evolution relies on cooperation, which is why identity politics feels so backward.
My first concert - maybe it was 1979 - was a blur. I'm not sure whether it was Blue Oyster Cult/Cheap Trick/Pat Travers at San Jose Civic Auditorium or The Police/The Knack/Robert Johnson at Berkeley's Zellerbach Auditorium.
I've interviewed everyone from Joe Strummer to Iggy Pop.
I know that if I say something that's considered outrageous, a group will take it, create an email blast, and use me to raise money or to do whatever, to build their profile.
As the Left demean law-abiding gun owners, they turn flaccid when faced with the armed felon.
Islamists are nothing but guided missiles that pride themselves on taking out as many infidels as possible.
It's pointless to get all huffy about stuff.
When I imagine my viewer - and it sounds saccharine - but it's a family thing. People in line for my books came as families.
Obama's tenure had more dirty linen then Charlie Sheen's hamper.
Ideas are things that happen at any time because you're constantly thinking and evaluating life as if it were an eternally unsolvable math problem, which it is.
I guess coming out against actual evil takes guts.
There's always something heroic and romantic about taking a stand against the powers that be.
Imagine Earth as a crime-ridden town, and there is one safe house. How do you keep that safe house, America, always safe? It is called vigilance.
As a New Yorker, this is what you do: you confront, jab, and slap, sometimes wrongly, then smile and forget about it.
In the absurd idiocy of identity regressive politics, looting is seen as protest, and protecting one's own property is seen as privilege.
Work together. Do not purge your allies because of purity.
The truly persuasive must step out of themselves and see their own flaws first and admit they could be wrong. Then, when they correct for that, you can be truly persuasive.
If Obama was a sonnet, Trump is a limerick. And really, which ones do you enjoy more?
The PC rebellion is about a reaction against the media academic complex, which tells us what to say - or else.
Do you ever see a right-wing kid violently jumping lefty speakers? On campus, you either have silent appeasement or a bruise.
President Obama's farewell speech soared, towered, dragged. True, it was longer than Reagan's, Clinton's and GWB's speeches combined. If it got any longer, it would have qualified as a third term.
My best writing is often early in the morning and, sometimes, while working out.
I don't care much for Hillary Clinton.
As foreign attacks increase, it's easy to treat them like bad weather happening somewhere else. It's what we read over breakfast. But when that storm hits your shores, remember this: Wishful thinking never saved a single life. The truth, however, has.
What the media does to Trump is what they did the cops - say the police are really harmful, then later ask why people are so scared of the police.
Nothing is ever as bad as it seems. Nor does it ever last as long as you think.
The explosion of jihad and its desire to export its contagious madness to all areas of the world have changed the way we view immigration.
Something to keep in mind, whether you adore Obama or Trump: Drooling toadyism is not a good look on either side, and it paves the way for evil. Because while hate can drive people to do many things, love permits leaders to do all things - none of them good.
For years, we talked about how the only way to really win the political battles was to win the cultural ones. And rather than simply ignore pop culture, it would be far better to give it a big fat bear hug.
As machines take over the decision-making that saves lives, we are left with fewer chances to save lives later.
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